once upon a time there was a small girl, for this story let her name be ms.x. now ms.x was a very happy little girl, she enjoyed maths and english at school. she liked to read books in her spare time and watch clouds and make small paper animals. she was a normal girl. with a normal life.until one day she was doing her much loved maths eqautions when she noticed that on the ground next to her was a compass...it enchanted her to pick it up singing slowly and softly "use me.. need me.. pick me up". the little girl did as she was told and picked the compass up. she wanted to hand it in, to find out who the real owner of this mysterious piece of maths equipment was. but something in its sharp points and sparkling screws told her to hold on to it and to never let it go. after finding this compass strange things began happening to the girl. one day she was walking to school as she did every day and then all of a sudden out of nowhere came crashing down this sofa it landed 7 cms infront of her. missing her by mere centimeteres. ms.x found this very odd but continued down her merry way to her educational paradise.once she arrived she was almost hit in the head by a passing knife. and then later that day she was almost hit by a flying axe. and then an array of sharp sporks. now the little girl began to wonder where were these dangerous flying items comming from?

then just after this thought a giant eagle came down grabbed her by her neck threw her into the air and swollowed her whole. the bird then choked and died.

 

moral of this story: always chew your food properly.