Once upone a fairytale live a girl in a hat with a pet rat, she had shrapnel in her mouth, and live amongest daisys. One day she was walking throught the orange fields of green, when she saw a big flying platypus named herald. She called out to him in hope of getting a lift to boat near the puddle, the puddle seeming like an ocean to the girl because she was 0.5 cms tall. So the platypus stopped and swooped down to what the girl thought was to give her a lift, but little to her knowledge the platypus swooped down and ate her! whole! and bam she was gone. Leavning behind her pet rat and her hat, her pet rat continued living in the hat but with always the taste of hatred for the platypus for eating the girl. Two years passed and the cold heartedness stewed in the rat's small rib cage, then he suddenly decided he wanted to seek reveng upon herald the flying platypus who killed the girl those two years ago. He searched the skies, seas and lands of the orange fields of green, and he then found him sitting on a creek bank blowing bubbles with a pipe. Rat saw him, he then ran over to platypus and stole his pipe and threw it in a tree, platypus began to cry, he wanted his pipe back, so rat said only if he gave back the little girl, so platypus resentfulyl gave her up, he vomited her up and she was covered in slime, she got up and looked at him then said "all i wanted was a lift you silly platypus" and then they all exploded in a gas explosion, becuase the creek bank was actually a lagoon bank and the lagoon was letting off flamable gas and the rat decided he wanted a ciggerette and as he lit the match everyone exploded.

 

moral of this story, smoking kills