once upon a time in the land of nod there was a fork, the fork belonged to a giant, this giant belonged to an even bigger giant who inturn belonged to a small dog. This small dog, alos happend to be the ruler of the known universe, how he became the ruler is a very interesting story. it begins with a boy, this was the lovechild of the great supreme ruler of the universe, now this supreme ruler was no ordianry supreme ruler, he was very far from it, for he had mastered the art of time travel and often went backwards and forwards throught time, he had begun to teach his son the secrets of his work, when it happend the boy became and adolesent and with his adolesence came rebelion and with his rebelion came the take over of his fathers time travel machine. he decided that he would take the supreme ruler's time machine, and cause havock in the land of past. which is just what he did, he traveled back in time and began his spree of distruction but with this spree of distruction came dire consiquinces which he didnt care about because he was being a rebelious adolesence and rebelious adolesence don't care about nothin or nobody. He then atempted to travel back to his present time. but when he got there everything had been destroyed the world had changed and his dog was sumpreme ruler of the universe, so this all came at such a shock to the boy that his head exploded.

 

moral of this story, forks are good for forking :)