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once upon a time there was a small girl, for this story let her name be ms.x. now ms.x was a very happy little girl, she enjoyed maths and english at school. she liked to read books in her spare time and watch clouds and make small paper animals. she was a normal girl. with a normal life.until one day she was doing her much loved maths eqautions when she noticed that on the ground next to her was a compass...it enchanted her to pick it up singing slowly and softly "use me.. need me.. pick me up". the little girl did as she was told and picked the compass up. she wanted to hand it in, to find out who the real owner of this mysterious piece of maths equipment was. but something in its sharp points and sparkling screws told her to hold on to it and to never let it go. after finding this compass strange things began happening to the girl. one day she was walking to school as she did every day and then all of a sudden out of nowhere came crashing down this sofa it landed 7 cms infront of her. missing her by mere centimeteres. ms.x found this very odd but continued down her merry way to her educational paradise.once she arrived she was almost hit in the head by a passing knife. and then later that day she was almost hit by a flying axe. and then an array of sharp sporks. now the little girl began to wonder where were these dangerous flying items comming from?

then just after this thought a giant eagle came down grabbed her by her neck threw her into the air and swollowed her whole. the bird then choked and died.

 

moral of this story: always chew your food properly.

Once upone a fairytale live a girl in a hat with a pet rat, she had shrapnel in her mouth, and live amongest daisys. One day she was walking throught the orange fields of green, when she saw a big flying platypus named herald. She called out to him in hope of getting a lift to boat near the puddle, the puddle seeming like an ocean to the girl because she was 0.5 cms tall. So the platypus stopped and swooped down to what the girl thought was to give her a lift, but little to her knowledge the platypus swooped down and ate her! whole! and bam she was gone. Leavning behind her pet rat and her hat, her pet rat continued living in the hat but with always the taste of hatred for the platypus for eating the girl. Two years passed and the cold heartedness stewed in the rat's small rib cage, then he suddenly decided he wanted to seek reveng upon herald the flying platypus who killed the girl those two years ago. He searched the skies, seas and lands of the orange fields of green, and he then found him sitting on a creek bank blowing bubbles with a pipe. Rat saw him, he then ran over to platypus and stole his pipe and threw it in a tree, platypus began to cry, he wanted his pipe back, so rat said only if he gave back the little girl, so platypus resentfulyl gave her up, he vomited her up and she was covered in slime, she got up and looked at him then said "all i wanted was a lift you silly platypus" and then they all exploded in a gas explosion, becuase the creek bank was actually a lagoon bank and the lagoon was letting off flamable gas and the rat decided he wanted a ciggerette and as he lit the match everyone exploded.

 

moral of this story, smoking kills

once upon a time there was a little story book, this book belonged to a little boy. the little boy hated this book, he loathed its happy endings and its once upon a time beginings. one day the little boy brought the book to school to show his friends, they all gathered around as he read from the hated childhood memory, they withdrawed with disgust at the story. the little boy then read it out in class and the teacher writhered and squirmed as the storys went on, she hated them too. so the boy decided to throw away the book in atempt to be rid of this hideious monstronsity, but when he went back to class there it was mysteriously returned to inside his desk. the boy confused at this tried again to throw it away it once again returned to his desk, he tried once more to throw it away but after failing miserabley decided to just leave it in his desk to rot away. then one day whilst doing his algorismism the book exploded killing everyone in the school.

 

moral of this story never give up.

once upon a time over the rainbow their lived a boy, this boy was prince of his land of colours and magic, not only was this boy prince but he was also protecter of the pixies, his people. The pixies lived in crowds of 50 or so, in small villages called "vill-ages", the pixies were a gentle folk, who grew cabbages and carrots. The entire population of this rainbow coloured land were vegetarians and lived souly off cabbages and carrots. One day the prince was flying over his fabulouso proverb of colours, when he noticed something strange growing out of the ground he flew down to further inspect this curiousity... when he reached the ground he looked it was a carrot, but this carrot was different from the other carrots, because on top of the carrot was sitting a small orange creature, who looked vaguely like a carrot, the creature looke up at the prince and introduced himself as Fredrick the carrot geanie, he told the prince of pixies that he would grant him several wishes, if he would do him but one favour. Fredrick wished to fly with the prince and see the township from the sky, the prince gladly agreed. They flew magestically over the meadows and hills of the rainbow kingdom, over the vill-ages and threw the forrests. Once Fredrick had seen the land he asked the prince to take him down, the prince did as he was told and asked if the great carrot geanie would grant his wishes now... the geanie looked up at the prince and after seeing his world he replied, "no no i will not grant your wishes, for you already have all the things a prince of pixie rainbow land could possibley want" at this the carrot geanie then self distructed in a puff of orange smoke leaving the prince standing bewildered and mildly hungry. the prince then died becuase a tree fell on him.

 

moral of this story always watch out for falling trees.

once upon a time in the land of nod there was a fork, the fork belonged to a giant, this giant belonged to an even bigger giant who inturn belonged to a small dog. This small dog, alos happend to be the ruler of the known universe, how he became the ruler is a very interesting story. it begins with a boy, this was the lovechild of the great supreme ruler of the universe, now this supreme ruler was no ordianry supreme ruler, he was very far from it, for he had mastered the art of time travel and often went backwards and forwards throught time, he had begun to teach his son the secrets of his work, when it happend the boy became and adolesent and with his adolesence came rebelion and with his rebelion came the take over of his fathers time travel machine. he decided that he would take the supreme ruler's time machine, and cause havock in the land of past. which is just what he did, he traveled back in time and began his spree of distruction but with this spree of distruction came dire consiquinces which he didnt care about because he was being a rebelious adolesence and rebelious adolesence don't care about nothin or nobody. He then atempted to travel back to his present time. but when he got there everything had been destroyed the world had changed and his dog was sumpreme ruler of the universe, so this all came at such a shock to the boy that his head exploded.

 

moral of this story, forks are good for forking :)